Capt. Jean-Luc Picard Senator
Number of posts : 75 Location : Erie, PA Registration date : 2009-01-28
| Subject: I am a Teacher - Poem Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:03 pm | |
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I am a Teacher - Poem
I am a teacher at McDowell Intermediate. I am a former owner of a strip club. I flip houses for extra money. I grade based on creativity, not on knowledge. I have pictures of hundreds of kids in my classroom, they constantly stare at my working students I give equal points on tests for questions about Britney Spears' new show on E! compared to questions about the president. I insult my students then cover it up by saying it was a joke. I make my students write reports on the bible. I spend more classes teaching the do-si-do than I do on the battles of the revolution. I get involved in my students romantic lives during class. I think that if you don't agree with my points of view, then you don't deserve equal time to express yours. I bring knives to school, and say its part of the curriculum. I cut a student in class during a demonstration of how blood was drained during the Revolutionary era. I have been suspended for two weeks because of this. I may have criminal charges pressed against me. I have been replaced by a substitute who is a genuine teacher, one that the students like and learn from. I was hired by the school district, and allowed to teach for over 15 years.
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