I am a teacher

I am a teacher at McDowell Intermediate.
I am a former owner of a strip club.
I flip houses for extra money.
I grade based on creativity,
not on knowledge.
I have pictures of hundreds of kids in my classroom,
they constantly stare at my working students
I give equal points on tests for questions
about Britney Spears' new show on E!
compared to questions about the president.
I insult my students
then cover it up by saying it was a joke.
I make my students write reports on the bible.
I spend more classes teaching the do-si-do
than I do on the battles of the revolution.
I get involved in my students romantic lives during class.
I think that if you don't agree with my points of view,
then you don't deserve equal time to express yours.
I bring knives to school,
and say its part of the curriculum.
I cut a student in class during a demonstration
of how blood was drained during the Revolutionary era.
I have been suspended for two weeks because of this.
I may have criminal charges pressed against me.
I have been replaced by a substitute who is a genuine teacher,
one that the students like and learn from.
I was hired by the school district,
and allowed to teach for over 15 years.

who could that be?
lolololol
u win

OkOk i has one too:

I have Alzheimers
I don't know how to count
I flirt with a lot of girls in my class
I never notice when or if you leave class
I'm a joke among students
I let people sit in my office all day and play games
I want to go on a cruise with my class
Who am I?

Yay,
I win.
And i have no idea who said teacher is.
Maybe others do,
Hopefully.

Ninja wrote:

OkOk i has one too:

I have Alzheimers
I don't know how to count
I flirt with a lot of girls in my class
I never notice when or if you leave class
I'm a joke among students
I let people sit in my office all day and play games
I want to go on a cruise with my class
Who am I?

xD

that guy makes me rofl.
"No, I'm doing fine. Stop coming in early!"

Locke,
would you be replying to my post?
you really should quote

Ninja wrote:

Locke,
would you be replying to my post?
you really should quote

what're you talkin' about? o.O




guy above me posted while I was typing mine. thought it'd be obvious anyway that I was referring to yours, so I didn't bother changing it.

sorry, my mistake. it's the internet, i'm allowed to be rude. However, that post was made before i had identified you. i apologize

Online apologies are overrated anyway.
But who is that second teacher?
I'm curious.

Tyler Durden wrote:

Online apologies are overrated anyway.
But who is that second teacher?
I'm curious.

You obviously aren't in the orchestra or band.

since youre so curious, i'll deliver as anon and tell you. Mr. Hetrick... Mr. Hetrick...

Locke wrote:

You obviously aren't in the orchestra or band.

That is correct.
I am not in either,
Which is probably why I didn't get the reference.