Best injuries.

What are your best injuries?


I've gotta say mine is the time that i slipped on a wet tarp, rammed my head through a railing and fell down a short flight of stairs. I ended up with a broken collar bone, a bad headache and a shitload of nasty bruises.

Demosthenes wrote:

tarp

A tarp you say?

I was snowboarding at the Peak, hill under the main lift. Get on the flat patch right in the middle, hit some ice, fell, broke left arm.
Best Part: I broke it so weirdly the doctors couldn't put a cast on it, they had to use a combination of splint/ sling and kept switching back and forth.
Even Better Part: i had been preparing for a major violin competition for about three months, and this happened two weeks before the competition itself, two years ago

While I caught a football I sprained my finger and nobody believed me cause I didn't scream about it.


Other than that, a mosquito bit my finger and I was incapable of moving my finger cuz it got like supper swollen.

Martin Luther wrote:

Demosthenes wrote:

tarp

A tarp you say?

Mhm 'twas a tarp of epic proportions.

So, I... lieked this guy, and they didn't like long hair on girls, so.
Well, I was going to cut it and a sliced my eye