Note that names in this poem have been temporarily changed due to retaining an anonymous record.
The Double B and Garbage Boy Poem
Double B is so beautiful. . .
and Garbage Boy smells like poop.
Double B smells like roses. . .
and Garbage Boy has the largest nose.
Double B likes long hair. . .
and Garbage Boy eats their hair.
Double B's breath is minted. . .
and Garbage Boy's is chinese'd
Double B can yell very loud. . .
and Garbage Boy can really be an ass.
Well Double B sucks dick.
. . .
Just kidding, I love you.
The Double B and Garbage Boy Poem